Headlines you may have missed

A collection of funny and perceptive headlines you didn't see in the newspapers you read, such as Car That Drives Itself Runs Away to New jersey; Trump to Take Out Loans Using Federal Buildings as Collateral; Jeb Bush barred from family reunion--come back after you win a primary, George W. tells his brother; and Cable Hospital Channel Debuts Late, Over Budget.  It is a book as timely as today's headlines.